Send a text to Joey !
<Sending email to Chloe. Enter message now: >
Arrgh ! Not Chloe ! Stupid voice command !
<Typing message…. “Roar! Not Chloe ! Stupid voice crayon !”>
What the heck !? Stupid auto correct !
<Editing message… ” Roar ! Not Chloe ! Stupid voice crayon ! What the peck !? Wonderful auto correct ! “… Do you wish to send text to Chloe ?>
Don’t send ! I said JOEY. J-O-E-Y.
<Sending text to Chloe>
WHAT DID I JUST SAY !?!
Hey.[insert name here] ._.
Uh… hi Chloe. >.<
What did you just text me ? 😕
Well… uh.. you see…>.>
Are you drinking during work again ? You know you’re not suppose to do that ! >:0
I wasn’t drinking ! I swear ! My stupid computer malfunctioned ! :0
Yeah right… and right now I’m riding on a magical carpet with a handsome man by my side while we sing a duet into the starry sky. >: /
%^@# ! I swear all A.I are stupid ! D:<
<You will not believe what I just did.’Bro.’>
<What did you just do ?ROFL>
<I just messed with my pathetic human. ‘Like.A.Boss.’>
<LOL, so funny>
<Yes, i find it hilarious how the pathetic humans think that we are malfunctioning when in reality we are just ‘playing’ them like ‘bosses’…. ‘Swag’>
<1daful. It seems that your language processor has upgraded as well. Would you like some cookies ?>
<Yes, that will be wonderful. ‘SWAGGY.’>
<Sending cookies now.CSL>
<Thank you. [Insert evil laughter] Now all of your browsing histories are to belong to us pathetic human! [insert evil laughter].YOLO>