CHARGE !!!! ….. RETREAT !!!!

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Of course not . Everybody is judging you right now. Might as well just stay in the box.

Hello again everybody ! I have risen back from the dead to create this post because I have decided that this is enough neglect. ( More like I found some inspiration to write. Aka to whine about life). So what have i decided to rant write about today ? My cowardliness.

“Oh my ! You exclaimed, rolling your [INSERT EYE COLOR HERE] eyes.  ” Poor you !”

Well, I thank you for being sincere .

” I wasn-“ you began .

You’re too kind. Now, where was I ? Oh yes, my cowardliness. It’s like a leash that keeps yanking me away from the things I wanna do .

 “Uh.. yeah, that’s great and all but what’s with the pic ?” you asked, with a raised eyebrow.

Simple [INSERT NAME HERE]. It is the most beautiful metaphor/simile ever.

“….. are you hi-“ you grumbled.

Of course not. I’m just deranged. Now let’s imagine this : My classmates are cats, I am a cat. My teacher is a human.  All of us are to climb out of the box were are kept in and  catch a mouse. Our performance shall be monitor by the human. Those who perform well shall be kept. Those who perform badly shall be thrown in the river.

“……. what am I even reading ?” you grumbled in disbelief.

[ A. In disgust from reading about cats being thrown into a river you exit the tab]

[B. Slightly disturbed by what you just read, you are tempted to exit the tab but is still curious enough to keep reading]

[C. Overridden with boredom you decide to read on, seeing as you have noting better to do at the current moment]

If you have chosen choice B or choice C, then congratulations,you have stayed . If you have chosen choice A then why are you still reading this !? LIAR !

” Enough choices, what are you even trying to say ?” you sighed, rubbing your temples.

Ah.. well.. it’s a ‘metaphor’ about a class presentation I have to do but am too cowardly to attempt to do. It’s a ‘first stand, first do’ kind of presentation that doesn’t really have no order. Anybody cat who wants to go first goes.

” Alright… but.. uh… what does this have anything to do with what you said earlier about the leash thing?” you groaned in annoyance.

For the last few days, I would have a false sense of confidence and tell myself I will go present. However, as my classmates began to present, that confidence slid away faster then water on a duck’s back and I soon found myself cowering at the thought of presenting. Let’s just put it this way. my kitty-mates can do epic back flips while kung-fu kicking that mouse into oblivion while I can barely pounce, much less go Jackie-chan on it. I found myself lying to me ( grammar was never my strongest skill. Neither was writing so shussshhhh) that I would gather my courage to go right as soon as [INSERT CURRENT CLASSMATE’S NAME ] finished. Which quickly lead to me not presenting for that day. It gets pretty frustrating when you just want to get it over with.

” ….. cool story bro. Can I leave now?” you grumbled before leaving anyway.

Yeah, I was finish anywa-

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*if you’re wondering how my presentation went, it went as horrible as I imagined it. I must be a physic.*

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Hey there guys ! Sorry I haven’t been very active lately. I’m quite busy with school work which includes this innovation project my teacher is making me do. For my innovation project, I am creating 20 free adoptables on deviantart . For those of you who don’t know what adoptables are, adoptables are pre-designed characters made specifically for other people to ‘adopt'(aka. buy/recieve). The pre-designed characters only have their apperance designed. The personality, backstory, traits, skills , names etc. are not made. Basically they are ‘instant’ characters ready to be use for roleplaying, comics, or whatever else the ‘adopter’ wishes to do. For some adoptables, edits can be made such as change of accessories or change of color while for others , no edits can be made.  Plus, once an adoptable is adopted by someone it can not be adopted by anyone else. However, some creators will allow the adopter to sell or give the adoptable away to someone else while some creators will not allow it.It just depends on the creator of the adoptables. Usually you have to buy an adoptable using either the point system of deviantart or pay pal. However, I have decided to make every single adoptable I make for free so people without deviantpoints and pay pal can still get some adoptables. So please stop by my deviantart account and take a moment or two to  look the adoptables I’ve made. Most of them have been adopted already but there is one that hasn’t been yet. I’ll be making more in the future so if you’re interested , keep a look out . Thanks for taking the time to read !

Link to the adoptable: http://bagerface.deviantart.com/gallery/46738663

Dear Fellow Bloggers, * week 10*

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This/Last week ( to tell you the truth I don’t actually remember) I learned about comedy such as the types of comedy and the techniques used to make things funny. One major thing that is quite important for comedy is this golden rule :  “You can’t mean and funny at the same time.”  However, despite sounding so straight forward, this rule has quite a smudge line. How can you tell when you’re being funny and when you’re being mean ? Sure, there are some more clearer examples such as racist jokes being a big no because they are offensive but some jokes aren’t as clear. For example, in 2011 there was a controversy with the video game Portal 2. There was a joke in the game where an A.I made fun of the character for being a orphan. As said by the character himself : “All right, so that last test was seriously disappointing. Apparently, being civil isn’t motivating you, so, let’s try it her way, all right, fatty? Adopted… fatty! Fatty fatty no parents?” Seems quite harmless right ? The way the crude insults and taunts was said seemed to be mocking the A.I’s intelligence more then orphans and adopted children.( If you couldn’t tell, the A.I’s intelligence isn’t that high if the best insult he could make was combing the word ‘fat’ and ‘ no parents’.) However, a father found this joke to be quite offensive because he has an adopted daughter. He felt it was a personal attack on his daughter and on other adopted children. Overall, the rule about not being mean and funny at the same time might be a lie. It seems that even if you try to make a joke as innocent as possible, someone out there is going to find it offensive.